The Frog Story

I wrote the following story, and I quote, "One day, Ralph, the frog, challenged the lion to a race. The lion accepted, and they decided that they would start the race at sun-up; the bird decided to be the judge. They start by riding bikes at lion's house and finish at the pond. The morning came and the animals were all there to watch the race. The winner is rewarded with an ice cream cone. The judge told the participants to get in their starting position for the race. The bird waves the flag and they started off. The lion had an early lead but was scared. He had sprained his ankle and thought he couldn't win. He must win, he thought he did because if he lost then he would lose popularity with the rest of the animals in the forest. They could throw him out of the forest, but the lion decided he would win. Besides, think about this, if the lion lost, the frog would become the new king of the forest. This would make them an easy target, and when the bears invade them, many will die. The lion was just too paranoid like Nixon was because this all wasn't true. The frog just wanted to eat icecream. The frog hasn't had any ice cream for a year and wanted some so badly. The frog got busy with thinking about icecream and tripped on a rock. The lion stopped and called 9-1-1. The lion went, with them, to the hospital. The doctor said that frog would be walking in nine months. So lion won race, won the come, but gave it to turtle, and they became best friends and played everyday from then on."


Around that year, me, my brother, and younger sister, was taking night classes, in Tae Won Do, in Karate, in which I almost became a yellow-stripped white belt, and my brother eventually got up to a purple belt. It is said that my brother is actually a black belt, now, or that he rised to that status around the end of the 1990's.



My Power Rangers home video, was made in 1996, I believe, but I have some notes that indicate that they were made in 1994, with the following list of actors, for the movie of ours: Michael Cumbo, Savanah Larson, Katie, dad, mom, Ricky, Joey, Crystal, Cynthia, Janet Bailey, Bill, Jessica, Roel, Sara Ford, and Tiffany Cumbo.







In 1994, I had this kingdom budget, with a bunch of big numbers of some complicated budget about comercial, residential, industry, and other such spending. Plus it had some weird equation for the speed of light.


In 1994, I made up a Power Rangers Trivia test, which included the following answer-options: that the Power Rangers could not morphen and still jump into their zords, that they could eat themselves, that they could kill the bad guys, be killed, and even jump off a cliff without dying. Other questions asked about what is the biggest creature on earth, best kind of shoes, greatest book, and "stupiest person in the world," with the options of me, Michael jackson, Barney, and Homer Simpson. Sea monsters are the biggest, I said. I was the dumbest. The Power Rangers are retarded, I wrote. I also wrote that I love making up these quizzes, especially when people can find it difficult to answer.

In 1994, I wrote my own version of "Black And White," which included random words from that song, and random thoughts on the Power rangers, on raining, which I spelled "Rinning," and some kind of thought on how bad it would be to be a red head, how you may turn into one, "Or you'll rather be a Power Ranger like you never be born everyday." I added how you will be black, white, green, blue, etc. I wrote "go go go go go go go...." and about falling into space. I wrote about how you need to get a life, get a life, get a life!